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| A young woman was taking an
afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband,
"I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for
Valentine's day. What do you think that means?" |
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| "You'll know later tonight," he
said. |
| That evening, the man came home
with a small package and gave it to his wife. |
| Delighted, she opened it......
only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams". |
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| A couple drove down a country
road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier
discussion led to an argument |
| and neither of them wanted to
concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of
mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?" "Yep" the wife replied, "in-laws. |
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| After a discussion, a wife said
to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married
you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but i was in
love and didn't notice it. |
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| First Guy (Proudly): "My wife's
an angel!" |
| Second Guy: "You're lucky,
mine's still alive." |
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| When a man opens the door of
his car, you can suggest one thing: |
| either the car is new or the
wife. |
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| If you want your wife to list
and pay strict attention to every word you say, just
talk in your sleep. |
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| A couple came upon a wishing
well. the wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a
penny. The husband decided to make a wish too, but he
leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It
really works!" |
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| Marriage is a relationship in
which one person is always right and the other is a
husband. |
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| Marriage is grand -- and
divorce is at least 100 grand. |
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| Married life is very
frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man
speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the
woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year,
they both speak and the neighbors listen. |
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