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| Questions/ Riddles |
Answers |
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she
woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a
pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to
his wife. Delighted, she opened it--
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only to
find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams". |
Do skunks
celebrate
Valentine's
Day?
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Sure, they're very scent-imental |
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
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"You're fun to hang around with." |
Why did the cannibal break up with his
girlfriend?
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She didn't suit his taste! |
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of
candy?
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It was Valenswine's Day |
What do farmers give their wives on
Valentine's
Day?
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Hog and kisses |
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
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He fell in love with a pincushion! |
What did the
chocolate
syrup
say to the
ice
cream?
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"I'm sweet on you!" |
What did the light bulb say to the switch?
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A: You turn me on. |
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