Hilarious!

 

 

 

CTFU

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart.
What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts.
What did the stamp say to the envelope? I'm stuck on you.
What is a vampire's sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend.
What is a ram's favorite song? I only have eyes for ewe.

Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an apple.

What did the valentine card say to the stamp? Stick with me and we'll go places!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.

What do you call a very small Valentine? A Valentiny!

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? I love you a ton!

What did one light bulb say to the other? I love you a whole watt!
Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental!

What did the bat say to his girlfriend? You're fun to hang around with.

What did the pencil say to the paper? I dot my i's on you!

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? I'm sweet on you!
 

Funny!

 

 

This will make anybody LAUGH!