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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I'm stuck on you. |
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Ready to laugh? |
| What happens when you fall in love with a French
chef? You get buttered up. |
| What is the difference between a girl who is sick of
her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
One is bored
over a man, the other is a man overboard. |
| Knock knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! |
| What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Stick with
me and we'll go places. |
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What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.
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