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Valentine's Poem |
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you... The Roses are wilting, the violets dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. I see your face when i am dreaming... that is why i wake up screaming. My feelings for you no words can tell... exept for maybe " go to hell" i love you smile, your face and you eyes, damn i'm good at telling lies! my darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, marrying you really screwed up my life! What inspired this amorous rhyme?... two parts vodka, one part lime. |
A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful woman at the bar. After a long struggle with his shyness, he finally managed to walk over to her and asked her politely, "Um, would you mind if I give you company?" She made a furious face and yelled at the top of her lungs, "How dare you asked me to sleep with you tonight?" Everyone in the pub started staring at the man who was completely embarrassed. After a few minutes, woman walked over to him and apologized - "You see I am a student of psychology and studying how people respond to embarrassing situations. I am sorry but I was just doing my experiment!" The young man suddenly gave a loud yell, "What do you mean $200?"
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool
when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in
love and didn't notice it."
A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too but he
leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was
stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
