This website is filled with Valentines Day one-liners and many Valentines Day poems.

A few pictures that you would most likely love to copy and paste and send to your own sweetheart and let them know exactly how you feel about them. Or if you would like to just be funny on your Valentines Day. Enjoy!

•  What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
  
  -- Hog and kisses!

• What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love?
  
  -- A stupid cupid!

• Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
  
  -- It was Valenswine's Day!

• Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
  
  -- Sure, they're very scent-imental!

• What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
  
  -- A hug and a quiche!

• What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
  
  -- "I'm sweet on you!"
  
  
  
  
  
  

POEMS

• Be my Valentine
  I think of you often...I do,
  From morning 'til evening I do,
  When memories bring laughter
  Or moments bring pain,
  There is faithfulness, too, once again.
  
  And time always shows me
  And God always shows me
  Both sunshine and rain,
  How, we gain yearly
  From the love we're share dearly.
  
  So, my dear, my sweet bubbaloo,
  Remember our love, dulce bubbaloo,
  For we've come so far and there's so much to come
  And I have love to yet give
  For the life we will live...together.
  
  Make little of what makes you cry,
  Be sure that what makes you cry
  Has greater desire and a more certain will
  To pray for His help from above
  and restore the feelings of love.
  
  So let's stir up our passion today,
  Let memories give way today,
  To the now and the future
  For the joys and hopes and for all
   The times my heart hears you call.
  
  I'm so glad,
  I'm so glad,
  I love you
  You love me fine
  Be my Valentine.
  Contributed by: Jim

• You've Touched My Heart
  You've given me a reason
  For smiling once again,
  You've filled my life with peaceful dreams
  and you've become my closest friend.
  
  You've shared your heartfelt secrets
  And your trust you've given me,
  You showed me how to feel again
  To laugh, and love, and see.
  
  If life should end tomorrow
  And from this world I should part,
  I shall be forever young
  For you have touched my heart

It's More Than Saying I Love You
We give on this day candy and flowers,
But we never stop to say thank you for the many hours.
You have stood by my side and gave a smile,
As if to tell our hearts it's been worth every mile.
No need to buy a teddy bear or even a card,
It's pretty simple and not at all hard.
Just put your arms around me and hold me tight,
And say without words that in your heart all is right.
You may say I Love You throughout the year,
But on this day you need to make sure.
The words so sweet and straight from your heart,
That your life would be lonely without my part.
So put forth the effort and take the time,
Look me in the eye and say I'm glad you're mine.
AngelWatchin